Bestiary #016: Don’t Make Fun of It


Name(s): Boobrie

Country of Origin: Scotland


Yes, yes, we get it. It’s called “Boobrie” and that’s funny because we’re all immature. It’s also called, “Horror Bird”. And it can transform. So maybe it’ll turn into a water horse and just stampede over you. Perhaps a bull? Then just gut you through the middle. Or maybe it’ll just stay a giant bird and happily gorge out your eyes.

So despite the name, it’s not something we can take lightly.

It lives around Scottish lochs. It enjoys fetching and devouring cattle that are transported across the water there. Curiously, it really enjoys the taste of otters.


“Boobrie”. Wikipedia: The Free Encyclopedia. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. Web. 1 Feb. 2014.

Thanks for stopping!



One Reply to “Bestiary #016: Don’t Make Fun of It”

  1. It says, “Curiously, it really enjoys the taste of others.” My mind is made up.

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