There’s a little part of me that knows that this is a very ridiculous pose for Aquaman, but there’s a bigger part of me that thinks it’s too funny.
Anyway, PRESSURE. No, not the peer type, and not the David Bowie type, but the force constantly applied to a body. How much force we’re talking about depends on the objects’ surroundings. You’re walking around on the surface? Eh, not too much. You swimming in the depths of your underwater kingdom?
Dead. You’re so dead.
Researching this one was not as…..lighthearted as other entries. We’ve got eardrums rupturing, suffocation, the bends (augh, the bends!), toxic oxygen, and lungs being reduced to such a small size that they are no longer usable.
Wooo….pressure.
And while there is truth that with gradual change in gases in a human body and a slow descent/ascent crazy-deep depths can be reached – we’ve all seen Aquaman speed around town. He’s just given the bird to stupid pressure.
And if you want to talk about how Arthur Curry is not technically human, then pretend this is @#$% Physiology. That dude is not allowed to be a humanoid that occupies land and water without screwing over some area of science.
So good job, Aquaman, for deciding to live it up in places that spell instant doom for humankind.
Thanks for stopping!
